Thursday 9 August 2007

Mark Lawrensen and The Bearded Lady

Will former Liverpool player Mark Lawrensen wake up in the middle of the night laughing at the rich irony of his mockery of Rafael Benitez's new goatee? The words stones, those in glasshouses, pot, kettle, calling eachother black all spring to mind as the man who hid his upperlip for all of the 80s under a moustache thick enough to hide an Al Qaeda suspect, passed judgement on a radical facial styling of Liverpool's general.

Perhaps since shearing himself of his handlebar hair sculpture several years ago, he had also shorn all memories of being unable to eat his breakfast without collecting cornflakes around his mouth.












(above left) Mark Lawrensen having trouble with American security.
(above right) Rafael Benitez, Liverpool manager

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